Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

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Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Which is almost 300 miles farther

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senate

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

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To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

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Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

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Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

than the blue routes.

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

They are listed above.

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

House members

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Cory Mills of Florida